I am so depressed, right now. Ashleigh has been stolen away from me.

Before, you people start gagging thinking that might have stopped being straight, you probably don't know me very well. My beloved phone's name is Ashleigh. (I like to name my favourite things) She was just stolen from me last week. So if you people tried to call or message me, I probably couldn't get it. Do ask me for my temporary number when you can. I'm really sorry for the inconvenienced caused.

I guess shit happens.